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« on: November 09, 2009, 12:47:13 AM »
After mucho long time of being our 'promotional' book, we've finally been able to do two things with KNOCK KNOCK...WHO'S THERE? DEATH!

Make it easy for the public to buy AND do it for under $10!

Now this fine Choate Funbook can be yours with a simple click from our Book Store page. Not only is it the ultimate bathroom reader for the true horror fan but it's absolutely the perfect cheap Christmas stocking stuffer!

Lookie what we have inside...

~ An introduction by Edgar Allan Poe! (Why would we lie?)

~ 'Ask a Splatterpunk'

~ Zombie Zak's recipe for Brain Cookies!

~ Fun lists and other goodies every horror fan should have

~ And excerpts from our paranormal romance DRACULA'S WINKEE

Wait! That's not all! How about original fiction by the Choate Writers!

~ IT SUCKS TO BE A VAMPIRE and THE HOOKUP by nasty Mark Jackson

~ Jezzy Wolfe shares MONSTERS and DIAL AN EXORCISM
 
~ And P&E award winning short MINTAS AND FRANKIE and DEATH FARM by Gregory L Hall


All the insanity and fun from Choate Road now in glorious tangible 3D. Yours to sleep with under your pillow every night and kiss every morning. And beyond cheap at under $10!

Hit our Book Store of amazon.com today. Do I even need to say Zombie Zak has mouths to feed?
 
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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2009, 09:48:29 AM »
Quote from: GLH on November 09, 2009, 12:47:13 AM

Hit our Book Store of amazon.com today. Do I even need to say Zombie Zak has mouths to feed?
 

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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2009, 01:44:55 PM »
You buy now!  Azn
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« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2009, 10:29:10 PM »
The holidays are almost here!

Did you get the gift that keeps on screaming for the horrorist in your life? For only $6 you can make the Choatie or ax swinger in your family happy whenever they hit the bathroom.

That's right...KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE? DEATH! is the ultimate horror pooper room companion.

I can't think of a prouder moment in my career.

Hit our Bookstore for the amazon link and grab the magic. Then flush.  
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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2010, 09:23:00 PM »
First person who sends their address to Ms Jezzy with the word 'hasenpheffer' at the top will instantly win a free copy of KNOCK KNOCK...WHO'S THERE? DEATH!

Just seeing who's paying attention...
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2010, 08:48:41 PM »
Free books, fun fun Choatie books...where do I send them? Where do I send them?

jezzy@choateroad.com

This weekend's word is 'Riverdance'.

'Riverdance.'
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2010, 10:11:43 PM »
I think you should make this a video contest we can all vote on.  I've been waiting my whole life to see Jason Keene perform a backwoods version of Riverdance.   clapping
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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2010, 09:22:56 AM »
Hahahahaaahaaa.
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« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2010, 10:38:18 PM »
Quote from: Myrrym Davies on March 12, 2010, 10:11:43 PM
I think you should make this a video contest we can all vote on.  I've been waiting my whole life to see Jason Keene perform a backwoods version of Riverdance.   clapping

Bwaha!  That's not entirely out of the question.  Catch me in the right mood with enough grog in me...

Lemme' go fetch that filmidy camera.
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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2010, 09:40:57 PM »
LET'S SNEAK ANOTHER OF THESE IN HERE...

for a free copy of KNOCK KNOCK- the first person who sends an email to jezzy@choateroad.com

and the secret password is 'codpiece'
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