JerrodBalzer
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« Reply #675 on: February 25, 2010, 09:40:41 AM » |
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Who's next . . .
Jerrod Balzer, come on down!
Last year's infamous whizzing episode was one of the more memorable moments in TFW history. What other surprises do you plan to "whip out" on live internet radio this year?
This year, I plan to start... um... researching adult videos while waiting to be clicked in. We'll see how good Greg's timing is then! Louise! Fess up. Is Boner crashing at your place? |
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louisebohmer
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« Reply #676 on: February 28, 2010, 06:21:28 AM » |
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I'm sorry I'm late...again! Louise!
Fess up. Is Boner crashing at your place? I wrecked the joke again by being late.  *sighs* But I had nothing to do with that young man's tragic end! I swear. |
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louisebohmer
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Loony Louise
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« Reply #677 on: February 28, 2010, 06:24:14 AM » |
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Who to time bomb...I pass! I can't think of anything good. Someone take this time bomb for me.  |
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Zombie Zak
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« Reply #678 on: February 28, 2010, 10:41:40 AM » |
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« Reply #679 on: February 28, 2010, 09:18:37 PM » |
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Bohmer, you slacker!!!
What has been so important this past week that you had to drop the ball on a Choate Road Time Bomb question? What could you have possibly been doing until 2am every night?
Well, I hope whatever it was sells like hotcakes come May 1st. THIS May 1st. Coming soon.
Okay, I'll clean this mess up. SCOTT CHRISTIAN CARR
You are one of the Hiram Grange writers. And have a huge history of working in TV and movies. Will we be seeing Hiram on the Big Screen soon or possibly as a children's cartoon and what will your involvement be?
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"Luck is what happens when preporation meets opportunity and I must be prepared to make my own luck."
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Scott Christian Carr
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« Reply #680 on: March 01, 2010, 03:59:03 AM » |
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You are one of the Hiram Grange writers. And have a huge history of working in TV and movies. Will we be seeing Hiram on the Big Screen soon or possibly as a children's cartoon and what will your involvement be?
The answer is a most definite YESSS!!! (Just as soon as I can convince Tim Deal to sign the contract allowing me to write, produce, direct and star as Grange...) Otherwise, it's a gooo........... My question is for Mr. Tim Deal: It's a two-fold question: What do you think about the idea of expanding Shroud into producing/distributing indie horror film? And when are you going to read that epic Victorian swashbuckling pirate romance sexy novel I keep pitching you?!?!?!?!?!? |
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« Reply #681 on: March 03, 2010, 03:00:26 AM » |
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Are you kidding me? TIM DEAL?
He's never even heard of Choate Road. Man, that's going to be one long ass e-mail. 'Dear Mr. Deal, Hi! My name is Greg Hall. I'm a horror guy too and we do this site and it has a forum and on it is this thing called a Time Bomb Question...'
I'll try but I ain't making any promises.
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"Luck is what happens when preporation meets opportunity and I must be prepared to make my own luck."
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Zombie Zak
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« Reply #682 on: March 04, 2010, 10:57:08 AM » |
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ShroudTim
Shroud
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Create Something New and Exciting Today...
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« Reply #683 on: March 05, 2010, 05:42:05 AM » |
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You are one of the Hiram Grange writers. And have a huge history of working in TV and movies. Will we be seeing Hiram on the Big Screen soon or possibly as a children's cartoon and what will your involvement be?
The answer is a most definite YESSS!!! (Just as soon as I can convince Tim Deal to sign the contract allowing me to write, produce, direct and star as Grange...) Otherwise, it's a gooo........... My question is for Mr. Tim Deal: It's a two-fold question: What do you think about the idea of expanding Shroud into producing/distributing indie horror film? And when are you going to read that epic Victorian swashbuckling pirate romance sexy novel I keep pitching you?!?!?!?!?!? I have a HUGE fondness for indie film. In fact, before creating Shroud I was busy writing and submitting screenplays to all the big national competitions. I am quite open to it and would like to take a meeting with you discuss it further  To respond to your second question, you need to tell me whether or not you will pose for the cover! My question is for Mr. Danny Evarts: How many hours a day to you whittle your woodblocks for Shroud (and that's not a euphemism for something dirty), and why do you freakin' stick with me? |
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« Reply #684 on: March 07, 2010, 02:41:22 PM » |
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My question is for Mr. Danny Evarts: How many hours a day to you whittle your woodblocks for Shroud (and that's not a euphemism for something dirty), and why do you freakin' stick with me? I put up with you because you have a life, and I can pretend I have one, too. Plus, I fear your wife. And as for my schedule. My day is spent something like this. I wake up about 9 am, and spend two hours, lying in bed, just thinking about whittling your wood. Then a couple more hours socially networking, dealing with household stuff, etc. Then about 4-6 hours actually carving blocks, and another 12 hours editing things, plus about 15 more hours laying things out. Sometime around 3 or 4 am I get to bed, and then read. It's a vicious cycle, but someday that wood will be mine! And now a question for Mr. THE ... You find some documents in a box proving that you were bred in a petrie dish from a mix of the genes of Lovecraft, Poe, Henry VIII, Mary Queen of Scotts, Mary Queen of Scott's pet lamb, Jerrod Balzer and Greg Hall (plus a former Miss America who was stripped of her title after it was revealed that her breasts had not, in fact, been surgically enlarged as she claimed). Finding this document, you experienced one of the great "Aha" moments in life, seeing in yourself a bit of each of these people. What character traits of yours made you say, "I knew it!" in regards to each of your newfound forefathers? |
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Zombie Zak
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« Reply #685 on: March 08, 2010, 08:55:15 AM » |
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... whittling your wood.
Heheheheheheeeheeeeheeee! |
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« Reply #686 on: March 10, 2010, 10:20:58 AM » |
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« Reply #687 on: March 10, 2010, 09:43:56 PM » |
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And now a question for Mr. THE ...
You find some documents in a box proving that you were bred in a petrie dish from a mix of the genes of Lovecraft, Poe, Henry VIII, Mary Queen of Scotts, Mary Queen of Scott's pet lamb, Jerrod Balzer and Greg Hall (plus a former Miss America who was stripped of her title after it was revealed that her breasts had not, in fact, been surgically enlarged as she claimed).
Finding this document, you experienced one of the great "Aha" moments in life, seeing in yourself a bit of each of these people. What character traits of yours made you say, "I knew it!" in regards to each of your newfound forefathers?
Henry VIII - Flirtatiousness Mary, Queen of Scots - Declared a queen at the age of nine months Mary's little lamb - I hate math! Miss America - Full natural breasts Lovecraft , Poe, Jerrod Balzer, Greg Hall - ALL known sock wearers My genetic fortune may have denied me the wit and talent of the latter four, but if you've seen my rack you know it doesn't matter. My question is for the man, the mirth, the Werepig - MR. GREG HALL: A time bomb question has gone unanswered, and the unthinkable has happened: YOUR FORUM IS EXPLODE. You stand dazed among the wreckage, beating the embers out of your beard, and plotting your next move. What do you do, hotshot? What do you do? |
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« Reply #688 on: March 12, 2010, 09:12:18 PM » |
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I pick up what's left of Choate Road and move to Cleveland. That way if a Time Bomb Question ever goes bad again, and everything blows up, I won't even notice.
Thank you, Ohio! Goodnight!
Who's next...who's next?
JODI LEE
Cool. Purple.
Anyway, your upcoming Dunwoody book makes Belfire a shitload of cash and wins tons of awards. He writes a sequel destined to be even better. However, a slimy used car salemen type of wimpy ass publisher (Let's just call him um, McCoy) keeps offering The Dunwoody $25 over and above every deal you make.
What do you do to secure The as your author and how do you deal with the slimeball competition?
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JodiLee
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« Reply #689 on: March 15, 2010, 03:48:42 PM » |
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Sparkly purple, even... well, here anyway.  Well, that publisher doesn't have what I have - I have a daughter who is not only extremely enamored with Mr. THE David Frickin' Dunwoody, she is very, very scary. Care is at the moment gathering an army of would-be undead just to offer their services to THE's every whim. Well, her every whim, but that would be whatever THE's would be. At least... after she lets him out of the restraints and ball gag. Either he'll stay for the zombie army and crazy Kathy Bates-stalker fan OR he'll stay because I can keep him safe from her. Kevin Mellor, come on down! Honestly, dude - why? |
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